Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Mr. Righteous - Afropan's Blazin' Pumpkin

Afropan's Blazin Pumpkin
Halloween 2010



Suzette said I can’t just post The Blazin Afro Pumpkin

Then sit back without saying a lil something



I don’t really know what the hell I was thinking
But last Sunday, Mr. Riteous, decide to carve a pumpkin
How about a spooky bat? Or a scary cat.
A ghoulish face, with eyes big and fat.
A great big spider, to make you scream and shout
Or a Vampire, with a bloody mouth?
All these good suggestions my daughter did say
But from the kitchen I heard a voice pulling me a different way.

You know I don’t really like this Halloween thing
Cause back in Trinidad, is candles we would be lighting
It's All Souls night, the night of the Dead.
Why you don’t go say some prays with her instead.
That voice, held the proxy vote, and had veto rights you see
On what the final outcome of this pumpkin carving could be
So I decide to forego arbitration, and be politically correct
And carve something she will ultimately love and respect.


Man ideas start to come like when the ..ish hit the fan
This pumpkin has to portray something, pertaining to steelpan.
So with no real experience, just a burning love in meh heart
My daughter and I, on the pumpkin we start
I cut off the top, she dig out the guts, squishing and scraping, clearly having fun
Me, worried as ever, sit down wondering. How it will look when we done
She said it won’t matter, try your best and stick to the plan
So we taped up the stencil and started poking out the words.. AFROPAN


But halfway through the thing I just sudden realize
Really, this pumpkin, was a bit on the smaller size
Ah.. what the heck people will always criticize
Is not like its Pan Alive night and I competing for first prize
Plus is my family, not OSA that would judge me
And in their eyes, I done win already
That’s when I decided to be wise
And settle on the Afro logo, as a comprise

Ta Da !!! The thing done, put a candle inside and turn off the light
Man ! What a wonderful sight.
I see Afropan! Ah Blazin Fire !
Yes !...That make my heart burn with desire.
Where my pan?.. Where my pan ? Gosh! I miss you Do Do
I know Baby, I know, you missing me too
It cuts like a knife but is not the wife…. is the Steering Committee
That’s breaking my heart, keeping us apart…. You and me
You know I yearn to hear you moan
As I extend my stick with the rubber tips
And caress you all over… Chromatically
Such intimate foreplay, deserves a proper site
For when I hit a high note, and you scream out at night…. Melodiously
Until then I will wait, slowly slipping into an amnesic state
Grasping to a memory of you , contemplating our fate …Very Patiently


End Scene !!!